HAPPY NEW YEARS FROM MADRID... PLUS, 2008 RAP UP!!!

HOPE EVERYONE BACK IN THE 813 HAD AN AWESOME HOLIDAY... CHRISTMAS, HANNUKAH, KWANZAA, OR WHATEVER IT IS YOU MAY PARTY AND GET HAPPY OVER. LOL... I'M IN MADRID AND EVERYONE IN THE CITY IS SPORTING A WIG, HAT, MAKEUP, ETC... SO "WHEN IN ROME"... I THINK I LOOK LIKE A DRAGON BALL Z CHARACTER (INSERT ASIAN JOKE HERE)... ALSO, I THINK I'VE DONE MY HISPANIC FRIENDS JUSTICE WITH ALL THE SPANISH I'VE BEEN SPEAKING HERE... TIENES UN GATO EN TUS PANTALONES? LOL... I THINK THE TIME I'VE SPENT HERE WAS JUST ABOUT RIGHT THOUGH. I'VE HAD ENUFF JAMON TO LAST ME A LIFETIME... I MISS FLORIDA... PLUS, I'M FREEZING MY DUMPLINGS OFF IN THIS DAMN TOWN.

ANYWAYS, JUST WANTED TO WISH EVERYONE OUT THERE READING THIS A HAPPY NEW YEAR... REMEMBER TO GO SEE "JAY OF TINY PROPORTIONS" AT THE HYDE PARK CAFE TONIGHT ALONGSIDE DJ SOLTRIX AND MY BOY COZ... IT'S A NEW YEAR WITH MANY BIG THINGS IN STORE... AND IF UR FEELING DOWN FOR ANY REASON, JUST REMEMBER... AT LEAST  YOU'RE NOT THIS DOG...

DYNASTY DJ'S TAKIN OVER THE WORLD! HOLLER AT UR BEEZY BITCHES...

FELIZ ANO NUEVO, DJ KU

PS: MY LAST GIFT TO YOU FOR 2008... JUST CLICK EITHER LINK AND ENJOY...

SKILLZ - 2008 RAP UP (zshare)

SKILLZ - 2008 RAP UP (yousendit)

HYDE PARK CAFE Close For Christmas!!

Hello folks and folkettes..... Please remember that the Hyde Park Cafe will be close X-MAS 12/25/08..... SAVE THE GAS MONEY... SEE YOU for our NEW YEARS PARTY at HPC with DJ COZ,DJ Lil Jay and DJ Soltrix!!

HAPPY CHRISTMAS AND MERRY NEW YEARZ YO...

AND YES... I WAS DRUNK. AND DID PLAY THAT (ABOVE) AT FUEGO AT THE END OF THE NIGHT THIS PAST WEEKEND. LOL... JUST WANTED TO SAY HAPPY CHRISTMAS (OR WHATEVER IT IS YOU CELEBRATE) AND MERRY NEW YEAR EVERYONE (YES, I CELEBRATE NEW YEARS ALONG WITH EVERYONE ELSE EVEN THOUGH I'M ASIAN AND ALL OUR NEW YEARS TIMES ARE HAYWIRE)... I'M GONNA BE OUTTA THE COUNTRY IN SPAIN TIL JANUARY THEN BACK INTO MIAMI FOR A FEW DAYS (I KNOW... TIME TO CELEBRATE ALL THE GUEST DJ'S WE GET TO BRING IN INSTEAD OF LISTENING TO ME EVERY WEEK!)... HAVE A HAPPY HOLIDAYS AND STAY SAFE... REMEMBER NEW YEARS EVE WE'RE AT HYDE PARK CAFE WITH MY BOY COZ... OH YEAH AND THAT FUNNY "LITTLE" MAN JAY AND SOLTRIX TOO.

HOLLER AT UR BEEZY BITCHES... SEE YOU IN '09...

- DJ KU

I Jizz in my Pants... The best thing since "D*CK In A BOX"

MUST WATCH THIS VIDEO!!!

THIS HAPPENS TO ME EVERY DAY!!

DON'T SIT ON IT!!! ........ YOU ARE SO DUMB!!! LMFAO


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SE FUE LA LUZ...MERRY CHRISTMAS

I can’t believe its finally Christmas time! Time to watch your ABUELA drink COQUITO (PR), MAMA JUANAs (DR), or just any form of AGUA ARDIENTE (COLOMBIA) and completely embarrass you in front of all your friends as she dances the latest PERREO !!!! TRA TRA TRA.......CHECK THIS OUT!!!


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WELCOME BACK MY FRIENDS TO THE SHOW THAT NEVER ENDS...

hello all and welcome to the blog at dynastyevents.com... here you will find and review random ramblings (oooh that's tricky) from some of the people around our camp... site. yes. great success. first and foremost, we believe an introduction is needed.

mr. juancito

dj ku

martin alejandro

christine gordian

"jay of tiny proportions"

and on a side note... the only photo that wasn't altered or changed completely is christine's because she horrifyingly (i dont even think that's a word) scary if she's mad... and we here at dynastyevents.com do admire the fact that we are still alive... so yea... thanks for taking the time to read this. i'm sure you will come to realize how disfunctional our little family is and we hope you enjoy your stay here at dynastyevents.com.