TAMPA SUPERBOWL XLIII... PIGSKINS AND BEER!

IF YOU DON'T CONSIDER YOURSELF TO BE A COMPLETE RETARD WITHOUT A SINGLE PINT OF COHERENCY LEFT IN YOUR PITIFUL EXCUSE FOR A BRAIN AND SOUL, THEN YOU ALREADY KNOW TAMPA IS HOSTING THIS YEAR'S SUPERBOWL. GET READY TO PARTY BECAUSE OUR LITTLE TOWN IS ABOUT TO PUT ITSELF ON THE MAP ONCE AGAIN WITH HORDES OF CELEBRITIES CRASHING OUR PARTIES. STARS SUCH AS P. DIDDY (AKA PUFF DADDY, DIDDY, SEAN COMBS, PAPA SMURF... OR WHATEVER-THE-FUCK-ELSE-HE-GOES-BY-THESE-DAYS), DOUG E FRESH, PAMELA ANDERSON, THE PLAYMATES, MAXIM MAGAZINE, NFL AND OTHER SPORTS SUPERSTARS, BOJ JOVI, KID CAPRI (BLAH BLAH BLAH THE LIST GOES ON) ARE ALL SCHEDULED TO BE AT NUMEROUS EVENTS AROUND THE BAY. IF YOU WANT A WHOLE LIST OF EVENTS, GO THE FUCK SOMEWHERE ELSE, CUZ I ONLY PUSH THINGS THAT PERTAIN TO DYNASTY... CALL IT SELFISH, BUT WHATEVER, YOU STILL HAVE NO FRIENDS.

AND NOW... HERE ARE THE SPECIAL SUPERBOWL EVENTS WE HAVE LINED UP FOR YOU AT DYNASTYEVENTS...

THURSDAY, YOU CAN SEE ME OPEN UP FOR TWO OF THE GREATEST DJ'S OF OUR TIME (AND TWO OF MY PERSONAL FAVS)... DJ AM AND DJ JAZZY JEFF! THE PARTY GOES DOWN AT AJA IN CHANNELSIDE... IF YOU MISSED THE GRAND OPENING THIS PAST SATURDAY (PROBABLY BECAUSE YOU WERE OUT PARTYING AT FUEGO WITH THE REST OF US... LOL), THEN YOU KNOW THIS PLACE IS FUCKING GORGEOUS.

AND IF YOU'RE NOT INTO MY MUSIC (WELL FIRST OF ALL, I'LL POLITELY RESPOND BY SAYING "FUCK YOU") OR MASHUP AND HIP HOP IN GENERAL, THEN DON'T FRET MY PET. WE WILL STILL BE HOLDING DOWN OUR WEEKLY LATIN NIGHT AT THE HYDE PARK CAFE WITH DJ LIL JAY, SOLTRIX, RAFY ROMAN, AND MAU!

FRIDAY, THE PARTY'S GOIN DOWN AT THE KENNEDY... UNFORTUNATELY I WON'T BE SPINNING DUE TO CERTAIN UNFORSEEN FACTORS (INCLUDING COMMUNISM AND THE GAME OF MONOPOLY) BEYOND MY CONTROL... BUT I'LL BE THERE...DJ BLAZE WILL BE IN THE MIX KEEPING IT KOSHER THOUGH SO DON'T WORRY. I'LL BE BY THE BAR. COME HAVE A DRINK ON ME... POSSIBLY JOIN IN ON THE FUN. WHO KNOWS... MAYBE WE'LL LAUGH, CRY, THEN VOMIT ALL IN THE SAME NIGHT (SHOULD WE HAPPEN TO PARTAKE IN SUCH SAID SHENNANIGANS THAT IS).

AND SATURDAY, THE SUPERBOWL PARTY IS AT FUEGO! OPEN BAR ON THE PATIO!... WHICH IS NOT GOOD FOR ME... I KNOW IT'S A WEEK AHEAD, BUT I'M GOING TO PREMATURELY APOLOGIZE FOR MY SLOPPY MIXES THAT NIGHT... IT SHOULD BE FUN THOUGH. SO COME OUT...

HOLLER AT UR BEEZY BITCHES ITS SUPERBOWL TIME...