POST VALENTINE'S DAY RAMBLINGS...

HOPE EVERYONE HAD A GREAT VALENTINE'S DAY... RED LIGHT GREEN LIGHT AT FUEGO WAS OFF THE CHIZZY FOR RIZZY EVEN THOUGH I PLAYED WORSE THAN A DEAF GIRL WITH NO ARMS COULD'VE. I HAD LIKE TWO HOURS OF SLEEP, SUE ME. THANKFULLY LUNCHBOX WAS THERE TO SAVE THE DAY INSIDE. HOPEFULLY, YOU, MY DEAR READER, HAD A BLAST... BUT FOR THOSE OF YOU WHO WENT OUT HOPING TO SEE THAT SPECIAL GIRL OR GUY ONLY TO SHOW UP AND FIND OUT THEY WERE WEARING RED... OR YELLOW (FOR THE SLUTS) THAN I HAVE A LIL SOMETHING THAT MIGHT CHEER YOU UP... WELL IT PROBABLY WON'T. IT'LL PROBABLY MAKE YOU JUST REALIZE HOW EASILY AMUSED I AM.

SO... WITH THAT SAID, SOMETIMES WHEN I'M FEELING A LIL DOWN, I MAKE MY WAY INTO CYBERSPACE AND GO TO A LITTLE WEBSITE CALLED GOOGLE. I CLICK "IMAGES" AND THEN I TYPE IN "FUNNY CATS"... THIS IS WHAT POPS UP. AND FOR SOME REASON OR ANOTHER, IT ALWAYS MAKES ME GIGGLE LIKE A LITTLE SCHOOL GIRL.

... NAH? YOU DIDN'T THINK THAT WAS FUNNY? I DON'T BLAME YOU. IT'S KINDA DUMB HONESTLY. BUT OH WELL... I'M SICK... AND ON SOME SERIOUS MEDS RIGHT NOW SO ANYTHING IS FUNNY TO ME... I BOUGHT MADAGASCAR 2 ON DVD THE OTHER DAY (DON'T JUDGE ME.) AND COULDN'T STOP LAUGHING AT THIS...

BUT ANYWAYS... HERE ARE SOME UPCOMING EVENTS FOR THIS WEEK...

THIS THURSDAY, IF YOU'RE NOT AT HYDE PARK CAFE, AND FEEL LIKE DRIVING (WOW I SET THAT UP KINDA BAD DIDN'T I?)... MAKE THE ROAD TRIP WITH SOME OF US AS WE HEAD TO ORLANDO TO ANTIGUA. I'M PLAYING A SPECIAL GUEST SET OVER THERE... AND NO IT'S NOT HIP HOP... THE NIGHT'S GONNA BE FILLED WITH ELECTRO, BMORE, INDIE, TIGHT PANT ANTHEMS, AND MUSICAL CHAOS. SHOULD BE A ROCKIN GOOD TIME EH?

BIG SHOUT OUTS TO ORANGE COUNTY CONCEPTS BY THE WAY. THEY'RE PRETTY MUCH RUNNING SHIT OVER THERE IN O-TOWN... THOSE OF YOU DIE HARD DYNASTY HEADS WILL REMEMBER WHEN WE HAD DYNASTY ORLANDO GOING ON FOR A LIL... OVER AT A LIL HOLE IN THE WALL CALLED "POUNDERS"... SOUNDS LIKE A GAY CLUB DOESN'T IT? WELL THEN WE QUICKLY REALIZED THAT WE WERE LAZY AND MOVING TO A NEW CITY ISN'T AS EASY AS IT WAS PICTURED IN OUR HEADS.

THEN ON FRIDAY (THE NEXT DAY) CATCH US BACK IN TAMPA WHERE WE'LL BE BRINGING BACK ONE OF THE DJ'S FROM ANTIGUA TO SPIN AT THE KENNEDY... MR. DOCTA DAWE WILL BE GRACING US WITH SOME COOLIO TURNTABLE MADNESS ALONGSIDE MYSELF AND MR. BLAZE.