FUAKATAAA!!!

WHAT'S UP INTERNERDS... I HAVEN'T UPDATED THIS MUG IN A GOOD MINUTE NOW... BUT FOR GOOD REASONS... IF FOR SOME REASON YOU'VE BEEN LIVING UNDER A ROCK, I'LL LET YOU KNOW WHY WE'VE BEEN SO BUSY OVER HERE IN OUR CAMP...

STARTING MARCH 18TH, DYNASTY IS OFFICIALLY TAKING OVER WEDNESDAY NIGHTS AT AJA... I FIRST GOT A GLIMPSE OF THIS GORGEOUS EXCUSE FOR A CLUB SUPERBOWL WEEKEND WHEN I PLAYED THE DJ JAZZY JEFF AND DJ AM SHOW... THE PLACE IS SIMPLY BREATHTAKING. UNLIKE ANYTHING TAMPA HAS SEEN AND EXACTLY WHAT THIS TOWN NEEDED... SO IN THE SPIRIT OF KEEPING THINGS FUNKY FRESH AND BRINGING YOU THE BEST QUALITY NIGHTLIFE WE CAN OFFER, WE HAVE DECIDED TO START ANOTHER LATIN NIGHT AT THIS PREMIER VENUE... HYDE PARK CAFE RESIDENTS (AND OFFICIAL DYNASTY DJ'S) DJ LIL JAY AND DJ SOLTRIX WILL BE BRINGING THEIR EXPERTISE BEHIND THE DJ SET AND IT'S SURE TO BE A ROCKIN GOOD TIME.

OH, AND OUR GRAND OPENING WILL ALSO BE FEATURING AN OPEN BAR. TIME TO GET SLOPPY AND HAVE AN EXCUSE TO RUB MY GROIN AGAINST SOMEONE.

SPEAKING OF LUNCHBOX AND SOLAR MATRIX (YES, THAT'S SERIOUSLY WHERE HE GOT HIS NAME FROM), THEY HAVE A SHOW ON USF'S RADIO STATION (WBUL 1620 AM) CALLED FUAKATAAA... YEA. I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT THE FUCK THAT MEANS. CRAZY ASS SPANIARDS AND THEIR GIBBERISH... IT'S ON EVERY FRIDAY FROM 12 TO 2PM SO TUNE IN OUR LISTEN ONLINE HERE... OR YOU CAN WATCH THOSE FUNNY MOTHERFUCKERS ON CHANNEL 6 IN THE DORMS IF YOU'RE LIVING ON CAMPUS...

JUST AS AN ADDED SIDE NOTE, I FUCKING LOVE LIL JAY (AKA LUNCHBOX). BUT NOT IN THE HOMO BUTT SEX KIND OF WAY... BUT MORE LIKE A MAN LOVES HIS STUFFED ANIMAL. HE'S FUCKING CUDDLY MAN. NO LIE... TRY IT... GIVE HIM A HUG... BUT NOT LIKE THOSE HALF ASS HUGS... LIKE... REALLY GET INTO IT. YOU'LL SEE WHAT I MEAN.

I SAW HIM EAT A WHOLE CAT ONCE.

THIS VIDEO WAS TAKEN A WHILE BACK (WHEN I HAD SARS FOR A WEEK). THOUGHT IT WOULD BE APPROPRIATE TO POST CONSIDERING THE SUBJECT. JUST LOOK AT HIM. FUNNY BASTARD HE IS.