HAPPY ST. PATTY'S DAY...

TODAY IS A GLORIOUS DAY. IT'S AN EXCUSE FOR THE REST OF US TO LET OUT OUR INNER WHITENESS. HAPPY ST. PATRICK'S DAY! I THINK I LOVE THE FACT THAT THE IRISH PEOPLE HAVE AN ENTIRE DAY DEDICATED TO THE ART OF BINGE DRINKING... LMAO. OK... WELL I DOUBT THE DAY'S ORIGINAL MEANING HAS ANYTHING TO DO WITH THAT... BUT WHATEVER, IT'S WHAT MATTERS THESE DAYS THAT COUNTS ANYWAYS RIGHT? I THINK I WOULDN'T MIND BEING IRISH. THEY HAVE THE COOLEST ACCENT AND THEIR MASCOT IS PRACTICALLY A FUCKING MIDGET THAT PLAYS TRICKS ON PEOPLE ALL DAY AND EATS LUCKY CHARMS AND BURIES GOLD IN POTS AT THE END OF RAINBOWS. IT'S FUCKING FANTASTIC... LOL

SO I'M WRITING THIS FROM THE DJ BOOTH INSIDE THE PALMS IN NEW TAMPA... I'M PLAYING AN EXTENDED 10 HOUR SET TONIGHT FROM 5PM TO 3AM... DON'T BLAME ME IF IM SLOPPY BY LIKE 7PM AND EVERY MIX AFTERWARDS IS A TRAIN WRECK... 

BUT IN CELEBRATION OF EVERYTHING DRUNK... I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMUSING...

EVERYONE'S IRISH TODAY... GRAB SOME LIQUOR AND DON'T STOP SIPPING TIL YOU'RE SHIRTLESS UPSIDE DOWN ON A TOILET... SEE YOU TOMORROW AT AJA...