MIAMI WINTER MUSIC CONFERENCE IN CLOSING...

SO HERE'S SOME FUNNY AND INTERESTING NEWS... AS MANY OF YOU KNOW, THE END OF THIS WEEKEND ALSO MARKED THE END OF WINTER MUSIC CONFERENCE 2009... AS I SAID IN A PREVIOUS BLOG, IF YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT WMC IS, THEN GO PLAY IN ONCOMING TRAFFIC AND CALL IT A DAY. THIS YEAR'S CONFERENCE WAS ABSOLUTELY CRAZY (LIKE EVERY YEAR IS ACTUALLY)... WITH THAT MUCH OF THE WORLD'S TOP DJ TALENT IN ONE CITY FOR A WHOLE WEEK YOU CAN'T EXPECT ANYTHING LESS THAN ABSOLUTE INSANITY...

SO WITH ALL THOSE CELEBRITIES AND ULTRA EXCLUSIVE PARTIES LITTERING MIAMI BEACH, YOU CAN BET YOUR ASS THERE ARE SOME STORIES WORTH SHEDDING SOME LIGHT ON... I THINK MY FAVORITE THING I HEARD WAS THE LITTLE EXCHANGE BETWEEN CELEBRETARD PARIS HILTON AND DJ STEVE ANGELLO...

STEVE ANGELLO (OF SUCH FAME AS "BE"), WHO HAILS FROM SWEDEN, WAS IN TOWN PLAYING GIGS ALL OVER MIAMI FOR CONFERENCE INCLUDING ONE SUCH GIG AT FOUNTAINBLEU WHERE HE WAS ENTERTAINING A HANDFUL OF A-LIST CELEBRITIES INCLUDING MILLIONAIRE HOTEL HEIRESS PARIS HILTON AND AT THE MOMENT BOYFRIEND DOUG REINHARDT... APPARENTLY PARIS WASN'T LIKING THE MUSIC SO MUCH AND WENT TO THE DJ BOOTH TO REQUEST THAT THE "DJ PLAY SOMETHING DIFFERENT" (PLEASE REFER TO A PREVIOUS BLOG ENTRY CALLED CLUB ETIQUETTE 101)... ACCORDING TO E!, SHE ASKED FOR MORE DANCEABLE TECHNO LIKE BOB SINCLAR OR DAFT PUNK, BUT ACCORDING TO OTHER SOURCES (WHICH IN MY OPINION SEEM A LITTLE MORE BELIEVABLE) SHE ASKED FOR BLACK EYED PEAS OR MADONNA... NO MATTER WHAT SHE ASKED FOR, HE'S FUCKING STEVE ANGELLO...

ARE YOU SERIOUS? YOU'RE A FUCKING JOKE PARIS... JUST GO GET ON A BOAT AND DEPORT YOURSELF TO SOMEPLACE WHERE YOU CAN NEVER BE HEARD FROM AGAIN... FIRST OF ALL, WMC IS COMPROMISED OF MOSTLY DANCE MUSIC... AND SECOND OF ALL, YOU DON'T ASK STEVE ANGELLO TO PLAY HIP HOP... THAT'S LIKE GOING TO SEE JAY-Z IN CONCERT AND ASKING HIM TO COVER ABBA OR SOMETHING.

ANYWAYS, ONE THING LED TO ANOTHER, AND AN ALL OUT BRAWL BROKE OUT IN THE DJ BOOTH... AND FOR WHO STARTED IT, ITS BASICALLY ONE WORD AGAINST THE OTHER, BUT SOMEHOW I FIND IT HARD TO BELIEVE ANGELLO INSTIGATED ANYTHING... ITS FAR EASIER TO BELIEVE HILTON'S DRUNK DUMBASS WAS THE ONE WHO MADE A BIG  DEAL OUT OF HIM NOT PLAYING LADY GAGA... STEVE ANGELLO IS KNOWN FOR BEING AN EXTREMELY HUMBLE GUY. IN A ONLINE BLOG THE DAY AFTER PARIS WROTE...

Just checking in to say hello and clear a few things up. I've been getting a lot of calls and emails regarding these subjects I'm about to discuss. First of all, last night at a club my boyfriend and I were assaulted for no reason at all. The DJ (I don't even know his name cause he sucks so bad) was playing the worst music ever! I like certain techno music, but this was not even danceable and was frankly giving me a migraine. I asked one of my friends who runs the hotel if he could change the music and he said "I'll lead you up to the DJ booth tell him and he'll play whatever you want." So he walked Doug and I over there. I asked the DJ if he could please play Daft Punk or Bob Sinclair and he rudely snapped at me and was like 'I only play this kind of music." I think he was jealous cause Bob Sinclair is a far better DJ then this guy by about a million times. He was so unbelievably rude and all because I asked to play one good song. Then out of nowhere his bodyguard (don't ask me why he has a bodyguard, like he really needs one. Ha) pushed me really hard, that's when my boyfriend, like my knight in shining armor, stepped in and told the guy to keep his hands off of me. Then all hell broke loose, it was like something out of a fight movie, it was so frightening. I had never seen anything like it in my life. Doug was fighting off like 6 guys. But he was of course stronger then them all but one of the idiots punched him in the face and busted open his lip. There was blood all over, I cried I was so upset and scared. It was ridiculous and for such a stupid reason, I cannot believe people behave this way, like ainmals! FYI this is not in my nature to be in club brawls, I;ve never been around anything like that. It was totally unprovoked and thank God Doug was there to rescue me. A man should NEVER put his hands on a woman in that manner.

PARIS HILTON IS THE WORLD'S ANSWER TO THE MISSING LINK BETWEEN UN-EVOLVED PRIMATES AND MANKIND. DAVID GUETTA (OF SUCH FAME AS "LOVE IS GONE" AND "THE WORLD IS MINE") DISPUTES WHAT PARIS IS STATING SAYING THAT EVERYONE IN THE CLUB, INCLUDING HIMSELF, SAW HER BODYGAURD HIT STEVE ANGELLO FIRST...

BUT IN THE END, NO MATTER WHO STARTED WHAT, SHE NEEDS TO DIE.

END OF STORY.

BUT IN MORE RELATABLE WMC NEWS, MY TRIP DOWN WAS INTERESTING... I PLAYED AT A HIP LITTLE DIVE BAR DIRECTLY ACROSS THE STREET FROM MANSION CALLED AUTOMATIC SLIMS... 

SOME OF YOU MIGHT REMEMBER, WHEN I WENT OUT OF TOWN TO SPIN ANTIGUA IN ORLANDO A FEW WEEKS BACK. WELL THE PEOPLE THAT BROUGHT ME OUT THERE (ORANGE COUNTY CONCEPTS), WERE ALSO IN CHARGE OF THIS PARTY. THEY'RE DOING SOME BIG THINGS OVER THERE IN THE O, SO MUCH RESPECT GOES OUT TO THEM... THE VENUE ITSELF WASN'T THE GREATEST OF SPOTS IN MY OPINION AND THE DJ SET SUCKED KOALA NUTS ON TOP OF THAT... BUT THE TALENT WAS SECOND TO NONE... SUCH HEAVY HITTERS AS CROOKLYN CLAN'S OWN DJ SERAFIN (LOS ANGELES), DJ HOLLA (LAS VEGAS), DJ DEVILLE (ORLANDO) ALONGSIDE OTHER NOTABLE INDUSTRY NAMES SUCH AS DJ X-MIND (NEW JERSEY, CRACK4DJS), DJ TIMBO (LOS ANGELES), DJ EARWAXXX (LAS VEGAS), AND MORE (INCLUDING MYSELF, THANK YOU) MADE IT A WORTHWHILE PARTY... IT WAS MY FIRST TIME GOING TO CONFERENCE AND MY FIRST TIME PLAYING IN IT SO I WAS GRATEFUL TO BE THERE... A BIG THANK YOU TO DJ DOCTA DAWE AND DJ AV3... I CLOSED THE NIGHT OUT (WHICH ENDED AT CLOSE TO 6AM I MIGHT ADD)... I HAD TO PLAY AFTER DJ SERAFIN. I WAS ACCOMPANIED BY MY GOOD FRIEND, VJ BLAZE FROM TAMPA (WE'RE GONNA MISS YOU AT THE KENNEDY... NO HOMO) WHO MADE THE TRIP INTERESTING TO SAY NONETHELESS... LET'S JUST SAY HE STARTED DRINKING AT AROUND 4PM IN THE CAR RIDE DOWN THERE. LOL... GOOD TIMES. BY THE WAY, IF YOU HAVEN'T HEARD BLAZE SPIN YET, HE'S PROBABLY WITHOUT A DOUBT ONE OF THE BEST TAMPA HAS TO OFFER... HE'S ONTO THE NEW MUSIC VIDEO MIXING PHENOMENON. IT'S SOME PRETTY COOL SHIT. CHECK HIM OUT AT WWW.VJBLAZE.COM. BUT ANYWAYS, HOPEFULLY I WILL BE BACK IN MIAMI TO SPIN SOMETIME SOON... OH, AND EXPECT TO HEAR SOME OF THE FORE-MENTIONED TALENT HERE IN TAMPA SOON AS WELL...

SHOUT OUTS TO SERAFIN FOR MAKING HIS LITTLE CAMEO IN THE SECOND VIDEO... UNTIL NEXT YEAR'S CONFERENCE BROTHER... THIS WEEK WAS NONSTOP... AND I'M FINALLY GLAD TO BE BACK HOME TO GET SOME REST... OH WAIT THERE'S STILL MUCH WORK TO BE DONE...

SEE EVERYONE AT AJA ON WEDNESDAY, AND NEXT TUESDAY AT KENNEDY FOR THE GRAND OPENING OF SAZON TUESDAYS... HOLLER AT YOUR BEEZY I'M OUT...