OK SO WHO'S PISSED ABOUT THAT AJA "OPEN BAR" MISHAP?

FIRST AND FOREMOST, I WANT TO PERSONALLY THANK EVERYONE WHO CAME OUT TO OUR GRAND OPENING OF AJA WEDNESDAYS LAST NIGHT. THE NIGHT WAS A HUGE SUCCESS EXCEPT FOR A FEW MINOR DETAILS (LIKE SHOWING UP TO THE CLUB AFTER 11 AND REALIZING THE OPEN BAR WAS CLOSED)... OK SO THEY WEREN'T REALLY MINOR, BUT AT LEAST THEY WERE COMPLETELY OUT OF OUR CONTROL... AND IF YOU HAVE NO IDEA WHAT THE FUCK I'M TALKING ABOUT JUST IGNORE EVERYTHING I'M SAYING. I'M THE ONLY STUPID ASIAN BOY ON PLANET EARTH. SUE ME.

BUT IF YOU DO KNOW, THEN HERE'S WHAT WENT DOWN...

ORIGINALLY IN OUR PLANNING FOR THE NIGHT, WE HAD AGREED TO DO THE OPEN BAR UNTIL 1AM AND HAVE IT START AT 10... THEN THROUGH A SERIES OF MEETINGS BETWEEN US, BAR MANAGERS, MARKETING DIRECTORS, AND CLUB OWNERS SOMEWHERE ALONG THE LINES IT WAS CHANGED TO A 2HR SLOT OF FREE DRINKS... THEN FURTHER ON DOWN THE ROAD IT GOT PUSHED TO 9PM TO 11PM... SO IF YOU'RE PISSED ABOUT THE MISHAP, I DON'T BLAME YOU... IT WAS JUST A SIMPLE MISCOMMUNICATION BETWEEN THE CLUB AND OURSELVES. IF IT'S ONE THING I HATE, IT'S PEOPLE WHO SAY ONE THING AND WHEN YOU GET THERE, THEY DO ANOTHER... SO... "OUR BAD"... LOL

BUT DON'T THINK WE WEREN'T GOING TO MAKE IT UP TO YOU...

THIS COMING WEDNESDAY (3.25.09)...

WE WILL BE HAVING ANOTHER OPEN BAR FOR THE LADIES UNTIL 11PM!

FOR REAL THIS TIME... LOL. DRINKS ARE ON US... AND IF YOU PLAN ON GETTING THERE AFTER 11 OR HAVE A COCKSICKLE, THAN JUST HIT ME OR ANY OF OUR PROMOTERS UP FOR A DRINK AND THEY WILL GET IT FOR YOU OFF OUR TAB. OUR GOAL IS TO KEEP EVERYONE HAPPY, SO DRINKS ARE ON US THIS COMING WEDNESDAY...

BUT ONTO A MORE BRIGHTER SIDE OF THINGS, THE NIGHT WAS PROBABLY ONE OF THE BETTER PARTIES THAT TAMPA NEEDED. IT WAS EVERYTHING I EXPECTED AND MORE... THE VIBE WAS GREAT, THE MUSIC WAS GREAT, AND THE PEOPLE WERE BEAUTIFUL... NEXT WEDNESDAY WE NOT ONLY WILL BE SHELLING OUT ANOTHER OPEN BAR FOR THE LADIES, BUT WE WILL BE SPICING THINGS UP SOUND WISE BY BRINGING IN SPECIAL GUESTS DJ FUENTES AS WELL AS DJ MAU UPSTAIRS... YES... UPSTAIRS. WE THOUGHT IT WOULD BE A GOOD IDEA TO PUT A DIFFERENT SOUND UP THERE... 

BY THE WAY, SPEAKING OF MAU, I LOVE HIM TO DEATH, BUT HOMEBOY LOOKS LIKE HE CAME STRAIGHT OUT OF A NIGHTMARE BEFORE CHRISTMAS FLICK... IF I SAW HIM AT THE END OF A DARK HALLWAY, I MIGHT COULD POSSIBLY SHIT MY PANTS.

SPEAKING OF GUEST DJ'S, BIG SHOUT OUTS TO DJ TRIX WHO HELD THINGS DOWN ON THE PATIO LAST SATURDAY AT FUEGO... SKINNY WHITE BOYS CAN DJ TOO. DON'T DISCRIMINATE... LOL... AND SPEAKING OF SKINNY WHITE BOYS (WHO WOULD'VE EVER THOUGHT I WOULD EVER SAY THAT PHRASE IN MY LIFETIME...?) WE WILL BE HAVING ANOTHER GUEST DJ THIS SATURDAY AT FUEGO... HE GOES BY THE NAME OF MR. DJ KNEX... THOSE OF YOU DIE HARD DYNASTY FANS WILL BE PLEASED TO KNOW HE WAS THE RESIDENT DJ WE FIRST USED FOR A NIGHT WE THREW AT COQUINA BLUE BACK IN THE DAY CALLED "THROWBACK THURSDAYS" (WHICH WAS FUN WHILE IT LASTED, BUT LET'S FACE IT... I WON'T BULLSHIT... IT FAILED MISERABLY... I KNOW)

AND JUST INCASE YOU WERE WONDERING WHERE I'LL BE... I'LL BE IN WEST PALM BEACH... ANYONE SMELL A QUICK ROADTRIP?

ALSO, SPEAKING OF GUEST SPOTS... NEXT THURSDAY, I'LL BE PLAYING AT AUTOMATIC SLIMS IN MIAMI BEACH FOR WINTER MUSIC CONFERENCE 2009... THE EVENT SHOULD BE PACKED OUT SO HOPEFULLY I'LL SEE SOME FAMILIAR FACES... IF YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT WINTER MUSIC CONFERENCE IS, THEN DO EVERYONE A FAVOR AND SHOOT YOURSELF IN THE FACE RIGHT NOW... OR CLICK HERE. A HANDFUL OF DJ'S FROM CROOKLYN CLAN AND CRACK4DJS ARE ON THE LINEUP SO I'M JUST HAPPY I WAS INVITED TO PLAY... HOLLA AT YOUR BEEZY... I'M REPRESENTING T-TOWN AT CONFERENCE THIS YEAR... I THINK THE ONLY OTHER DJ's FROM TAMPA WHO'S SCHEDULED TO PLAY DOWN THERE IS PEDRO M (BIG SHOUT OUTS TO HIM TOO) AND JASK... BUT THEY'LL BE SPINNING HOUSE AND I'LL BE DOING MY HIP HOP/MASHUP SHIZZ...

OK THAT'S ALL FOR NOW FOLKS... I'VE WROTE TOO MUCH AND JUST LOOKED AT THE CLOCK. I'M LATE FOR MY THURSDAY NIGHT... SEE EVERYONE SOON... HOLLER AT UR BEEZY BITCHES I'M OUT.

AND REMEMBER, SEE ME AT THE BAR NEXT WEDNESDAY... DRINKS ON ME!