Tuesday, April 28, 2009

"NOW THAT WE'VE GRADUATED, WHAT THE FUCK ARE WE GONNA DO?"

GET DURNK!

PLAIN AND SIMPLE... THE ECONOMY IS IN THE SHITTER SO CHANCES ARE MOST GRADUATES, DON'T HAVE A FANCY SHMANCY JOB LINED UP FOR THEM AFTER THEY ATTEND GRADUATION... AFTER THEY WALK THE STAGE, SHAKE HANDS WITH THE DEAN, GET THEIR DIPLOMA, THEN PAUSE TO DO THAT VERY AKWARD GAY POSE STAGE RIGHT... BUT LUCKILY, I HAVE THE SOLUTION TO ALL YOUR PROBLEMS... GRAD WEEK IS AROUND THE CORNER! BRING YOUR STUDENT I.D. FROM ANY OF THE SURROUNDING COLLEGES (USF, UT, UNIVERSITY OF DALE MABRY, ETC.) AND RECEIVE A DISCOUNTED COVER AT ANY OF OUR EVENTS... BOOK A GRADUATION PARTY AND WE'LL EVEN DISCOUNT A BOTTLE FOR YOU AT FUEGO PERHAPS... CONTACT ONE OF OUR PROMOTERS TODAY... HAPPY DRINKING!


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