HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO BITCHES...

NOW THAT THE SWINE FLU IS STARTING TO MAKE ITS WAY OVER TO OUR NECK OF THE WOODS, WHAT BETTER WAY TO GO OUT AND CELEBRATE BEING HEALTHY THEN BINGE DRINKING UNTIL OUT HEADS FALL THROUGH OUR ASSES... OK NOT REALLY... BUT REALLY... LOL. I DON'T REALLY KNOW WHAT CINCO DE MAYO REALLY CELEBRATES BESIDES TEQUILA AND CHEAP BOOZE. BUT HEY, THIS IS AMERICA, AND THAT'S WHAT WE DO BEST...

SO COME ON OUT TO THE KENNEDY TONIGHT TO CELEBRATE CINCO DE MAYO THE ONLY APPROPRIATE WAY POSSIBLE... AT TAMPA'S NEWEST LATIN NIGHT...




YOU WON'T SEE ME THERE TONIGHT BECAUSE I'M THE BIGGEST PROCRASTINATOR KNOWN TO MAN AND I NEED TO FINISH UP THIS MIX CD WE'RE GONNA BE GIVING AWAY FOR THE WHITE PARTY... WHICH IN CASE YOU DIDN'T KNOW, IS MAY 16TH AT FUEGO...

SO I HOPE EVERYONE STAYS SAFE TONIGHT, DRINKS LOTS OF TEQUILA AND CORONAS (LIKE I ALWAYS DO ANYWAYS), AND PUKES THEIR DINNER OF TACOS AND BURRITOS UP INTO A BUSH SOMEWHERE...

OH, AND THIS AIN'T GOT SHIT TO DO WITH ANYTHING, BUT I THOUGHT I'D SHARE... LOL