RANDOM IS AS RANDOM DOES.

SO FOR THOSE OF YOU WHO KNOW ME, I THINK IT'S SAFE TO SAY THAT I'M PRETTY RANDOM. AND FOR SOME REASON I WAS LOOKING THRU MY PHOTO ALBUM ON MY PHONE TODAY AND CAME ACROSS SOME PRETTY INTERESTING PICTURES.

THE FIRST MEAL I EVER HAD IN VENICE, ITALY... TO SOME, THIS MIGHT BE DISGUSTING (AND COULD POSSIBLY INDUCE INSTANT DIARRHEA UPON EYE CONTACT), BUT THIS MAKES ME REAL HUNGRY. LOL



SOME ISLANDS OFF THE COAST OF GREECE...



VIEW OF THE DJ SET THE FIRST TIME I SPUN AT THE KENNEDY (ABOUT A YEAR AGO NOW... REMEMBER PHASE ONE? LOL)... IS THAT NOT THE BIGGEST MIXER YOU'VE EVER SEEN?



VIEW FROM THE TOP OF THIS RANDOM MOUNTAIN IN WHISTLER, CANADA... NOTE TO SELF: DON'T GO DOG SLEDDING AGAIN. THOSE DOGS PEE EVERYWHERE, THEN RUN THROUGH IT... SPLASHING PISS SOAKED FREEZING COLD SNOW INTO YOUR FACE.



MY PUP. SHE TOO PEES EVERYWHERE.



SHORTLY AFTER I GOT MY HALLOWEEN COSTUME LAST YEAR. I WORE THAT THING FOR A FULL DAY. LOL...



VIEW FROM THE DJ BOOTH AT SUGAR IN HOLLYWOOD, CA... CHECK THE GOLD RECORDS.



MARTIN, OUR DYNASTYEVENTS.COM GENERAL MANAGER... WASTED ON HIS BIRTHDAY. LMAO... THIS IS PRICELESS.



SOME RANDOM MORNING AFTER A SATURDAY NIGHT AT FUEGO... IF YOU LOOK CLOSELY YOU CAN SEE WHERE LIL JAY WIPED HIS GREASY ASS FACE ON MY WINDOW IN A DRUNKEN STUPOR THE NIGHT BEFORE. LOL... SOAP AND WATER'S CHEAP AT WAL-MART LUNCH... INVEST.



AND THIS IS JUST PRICELESS... THE AFTERMATH OF THE WHITE PARTY 2009 AT FUEGO. LMAO... IF YOU'RE READING THIS AND THIS WAS ONE YOUR CARS, THEN... SORRY... THAT REALLY SUCKS... BUT THANKS FOR COMING ANYWAYS. LOL...

IN OTHER NEWS... I'VE HEARD THRU THE GRAPEVINE THAT MR. STEVE AOKI WILL BE VISITING OUR LITTLE TOWN SOMETIME IN THE NEAR FUTURE... SATURDAY, JUNE 27TH, AT CZAR IN YBOR... HE'S ALWAYS BEEN QUITE THE ONE TO WATCH... YOU HAVE TO REALLY UNDERSTAND THE MUSIC TO APPRECIATE THE GENIUS BEHIND HIS MADNESS... OR BE ON SOME SERIOUS ASS DRUGS... LMAO. HE'S KNOWN FOR HIS OVER THE TOP ON STAGE ANTICS AND EXTREME PARTIES THAT ARE SURE TO LEAVE YOU DEAFENED AND WITH A BROKEN NECK. I THINK HE'S ONE OF THE ONLY DJ'S WHO CROWD SURFS AND STANDS ON THE DJ BOOTH. IF YOU LISTEN TO SOME OF HIS WORK, YOU'LL GET A CLEAR PICTURE OF WHAT HIS SHOWS ARE REALLY LIKE. HE ALSO OWNS DIM MAK RECORDS AND CLOTHING LINE (WHICH I'VE ALWAYS BEEN QUITE FOND OF)... AND IF YOU'RE DUMBASS IS STILL CLUELESS AS TO WHO I'M TALKING ABOUT... HERE'S SOMETHING EXTRA...

STILL HOLDING YOUR ATTENTION? HERE'S SOME FREE TUNAGE FOR YOUR EARLOBES... (RIGHT CLICK AND "SAVE AS")

N.A.S.A - GIFTED (STEVE AOKI REMIX)