MIAMI WINTER MUSIC CONFERENCE IN CLOSING...

SO HERE'S SOME FUNNY AND INTERESTING NEWS... AS MANY OF YOU KNOW, THE END OF THIS WEEKEND ALSO MARKED THE END OF WINTER MUSIC CONFERENCE 2009... AS I SAID IN A PREVIOUS BLOG, IF YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT WMC IS, THEN GO PLAY IN ONCOMING TRAFFIC AND CALL IT A DAY. THIS YEAR'S CONFERENCE WAS ABSOLUTELY CRAZY (LIKE EVERY YEAR IS ACTUALLY)... WITH THAT MUCH OF THE WORLD'S TOP DJ TALENT IN ONE CITY FOR A WHOLE WEEK YOU CAN'T EXPECT ANYTHING LESS THAN ABSOLUTE INSANITY...

SO WITH ALL THOSE CELEBRITIES AND ULTRA EXCLUSIVE PARTIES LITTERING MIAMI BEACH, YOU CAN BET YOUR ASS THERE ARE SOME STORIES WORTH SHEDDING SOME LIGHT ON... I THINK MY FAVORITE THING I HEARD WAS THE LITTLE EXCHANGE BETWEEN CELEBRETARD PARIS HILTON AND DJ STEVE ANGELLO...

STEVE ANGELLO (OF SUCH FAME AS "BE"), WHO HAILS FROM SWEDEN, WAS IN TOWN PLAYING GIGS ALL OVER MIAMI FOR CONFERENCE INCLUDING ONE SUCH GIG AT FOUNTAINBLEU WHERE HE WAS ENTERTAINING A HANDFUL OF A-LIST CELEBRITIES INCLUDING MILLIONAIRE HOTEL HEIRESS PARIS HILTON AND AT THE MOMENT BOYFRIEND DOUG REINHARDT... APPARENTLY PARIS WASN'T LIKING THE MUSIC SO MUCH AND WENT TO THE DJ BOOTH TO REQUEST THAT THE "DJ PLAY SOMETHING DIFFERENT" (PLEASE REFER TO A PREVIOUS BLOG ENTRY CALLED CLUB ETIQUETTE 101)... ACCORDING TO E!, SHE ASKED FOR MORE DANCEABLE TECHNO LIKE BOB SINCLAR OR DAFT PUNK, BUT ACCORDING TO OTHER SOURCES (WHICH IN MY OPINION SEEM A LITTLE MORE BELIEVABLE) SHE ASKED FOR BLACK EYED PEAS OR MADONNA... NO MATTER WHAT SHE ASKED FOR, HE'S FUCKING STEVE ANGELLO...

ARE YOU SERIOUS? YOU'RE A FUCKING JOKE PARIS... JUST GO GET ON A BOAT AND DEPORT YOURSELF TO SOMEPLACE WHERE YOU CAN NEVER BE HEARD FROM AGAIN... FIRST OF ALL, WMC IS COMPROMISED OF MOSTLY DANCE MUSIC... AND SECOND OF ALL, YOU DON'T ASK STEVE ANGELLO TO PLAY HIP HOP... THAT'S LIKE GOING TO SEE JAY-Z IN CONCERT AND ASKING HIM TO COVER ABBA OR SOMETHING.

ANYWAYS, ONE THING LED TO ANOTHER, AND AN ALL OUT BRAWL BROKE OUT IN THE DJ BOOTH... AND FOR WHO STARTED IT, ITS BASICALLY ONE WORD AGAINST THE OTHER, BUT SOMEHOW I FIND IT HARD TO BELIEVE ANGELLO INSTIGATED ANYTHING... ITS FAR EASIER TO BELIEVE HILTON'S DRUNK DUMBASS WAS THE ONE WHO MADE A BIG  DEAL OUT OF HIM NOT PLAYING LADY GAGA... STEVE ANGELLO IS KNOWN FOR BEING AN EXTREMELY HUMBLE GUY. IN A ONLINE BLOG THE DAY AFTER PARIS WROTE...

Just checking in to say hello and clear a few things up. I've been getting a lot of calls and emails regarding these subjects I'm about to discuss. First of all, last night at a club my boyfriend and I were assaulted for no reason at all. The DJ (I don't even know his name cause he sucks so bad) was playing the worst music ever! I like certain techno music, but this was not even danceable and was frankly giving me a migraine. I asked one of my friends who runs the hotel if he could change the music and he said "I'll lead you up to the DJ booth tell him and he'll play whatever you want." So he walked Doug and I over there. I asked the DJ if he could please play Daft Punk or Bob Sinclair and he rudely snapped at me and was like 'I only play this kind of music." I think he was jealous cause Bob Sinclair is a far better DJ then this guy by about a million times. He was so unbelievably rude and all because I asked to play one good song. Then out of nowhere his bodyguard (don't ask me why he has a bodyguard, like he really needs one. Ha) pushed me really hard, that's when my boyfriend, like my knight in shining armor, stepped in and told the guy to keep his hands off of me. Then all hell broke loose, it was like something out of a fight movie, it was so frightening. I had never seen anything like it in my life. Doug was fighting off like 6 guys. But he was of course stronger then them all but one of the idiots punched him in the face and busted open his lip. There was blood all over, I cried I was so upset and scared. It was ridiculous and for such a stupid reason, I cannot believe people behave this way, like ainmals! FYI this is not in my nature to be in club brawls, I;ve never been around anything like that. It was totally unprovoked and thank God Doug was there to rescue me. A man should NEVER put his hands on a woman in that manner.

PARIS HILTON IS THE WORLD'S ANSWER TO THE MISSING LINK BETWEEN UN-EVOLVED PRIMATES AND MANKIND. DAVID GUETTA (OF SUCH FAME AS "LOVE IS GONE" AND "THE WORLD IS MINE") DISPUTES WHAT PARIS IS STATING SAYING THAT EVERYONE IN THE CLUB, INCLUDING HIMSELF, SAW HER BODYGAURD HIT STEVE ANGELLO FIRST...

BUT IN THE END, NO MATTER WHO STARTED WHAT, SHE NEEDS TO DIE.

END OF STORY.

BUT IN MORE RELATABLE WMC NEWS, MY TRIP DOWN WAS INTERESTING... I PLAYED AT A HIP LITTLE DIVE BAR DIRECTLY ACROSS THE STREET FROM MANSION CALLED AUTOMATIC SLIMS... 

SOME OF YOU MIGHT REMEMBER, WHEN I WENT OUT OF TOWN TO SPIN ANTIGUA IN ORLANDO A FEW WEEKS BACK. WELL THE PEOPLE THAT BROUGHT ME OUT THERE (ORANGE COUNTY CONCEPTS), WERE ALSO IN CHARGE OF THIS PARTY. THEY'RE DOING SOME BIG THINGS OVER THERE IN THE O, SO MUCH RESPECT GOES OUT TO THEM... THE VENUE ITSELF WASN'T THE GREATEST OF SPOTS IN MY OPINION AND THE DJ SET SUCKED KOALA NUTS ON TOP OF THAT... BUT THE TALENT WAS SECOND TO NONE... SUCH HEAVY HITTERS AS CROOKLYN CLAN'S OWN DJ SERAFIN (LOS ANGELES), DJ HOLLA (LAS VEGAS), DJ DEVILLE (ORLANDO) ALONGSIDE OTHER NOTABLE INDUSTRY NAMES SUCH AS DJ X-MIND (NEW JERSEY, CRACK4DJS), DJ TIMBO (LOS ANGELES), DJ EARWAXXX (LAS VEGAS), AND MORE (INCLUDING MYSELF, THANK YOU) MADE IT A WORTHWHILE PARTY... IT WAS MY FIRST TIME GOING TO CONFERENCE AND MY FIRST TIME PLAYING IN IT SO I WAS GRATEFUL TO BE THERE... A BIG THANK YOU TO DJ DOCTA DAWE AND DJ AV3... I CLOSED THE NIGHT OUT (WHICH ENDED AT CLOSE TO 6AM I MIGHT ADD)... I HAD TO PLAY AFTER DJ SERAFIN. I WAS ACCOMPANIED BY MY GOOD FRIEND, VJ BLAZE FROM TAMPA (WE'RE GONNA MISS YOU AT THE KENNEDY... NO HOMO) WHO MADE THE TRIP INTERESTING TO SAY NONETHELESS... LET'S JUST SAY HE STARTED DRINKING AT AROUND 4PM IN THE CAR RIDE DOWN THERE. LOL... GOOD TIMES. BY THE WAY, IF YOU HAVEN'T HEARD BLAZE SPIN YET, HE'S PROBABLY WITHOUT A DOUBT ONE OF THE BEST TAMPA HAS TO OFFER... HE'S ONTO THE NEW MUSIC VIDEO MIXING PHENOMENON. IT'S SOME PRETTY COOL SHIT. CHECK HIM OUT AT WWW.VJBLAZE.COM. BUT ANYWAYS, HOPEFULLY I WILL BE BACK IN MIAMI TO SPIN SOMETIME SOON... OH, AND EXPECT TO HEAR SOME OF THE FORE-MENTIONED TALENT HERE IN TAMPA SOON AS WELL...

SHOUT OUTS TO SERAFIN FOR MAKING HIS LITTLE CAMEO IN THE SECOND VIDEO... UNTIL NEXT YEAR'S CONFERENCE BROTHER... THIS WEEK WAS NONSTOP... AND I'M FINALLY GLAD TO BE BACK HOME TO GET SOME REST... OH WAIT THERE'S STILL MUCH WORK TO BE DONE...

SEE EVERYONE AT AJA ON WEDNESDAY, AND NEXT TUESDAY AT KENNEDY FOR THE GRAND OPENING OF SAZON TUESDAYS... HOLLER AT YOUR BEEZY I'M OUT...

JUST WHEN IT COULDN'T GET ANY BETTER...

I'M ABOUT TO HEAD TO MIAMI WHEN IT HITS ME, I CAN'T LEAVE WITHOUT A PARTING GIFT... SO HERE IT IS... LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, DYNASTYEVENTS.COM PRESENTS YOUR NEW TUESDAY NIGHT...



WISH ME LUCK IN MIAMI... I'M THE ONLY HIP HOP/MASHUP DJ REPRESENTING TAMPA THIS YEAR AT CONFERENCE... HOLLER AT YOUR BEEZY I'LL SEE EVERYONE BACK IN TIME FOR KENNEDY ON FRIDAY...

WEST PALM BEACH KNOWS HOW TO PARTY...

ONCE AGAIN... BIG SHOUT OUTS TO DJ R1 AND EVERYONE AT KREAM SATURDAYS AND RUMBASS... THANKS FOR HAVING ME... TAMPA, GET READY FOR THE DJ R1 WEEK... COMING SOON... (TOLD YOU RUMBASS HAD SOME 15's OUT OF 10's...)



... AND THIS AIN'T GOT SHIT TO DO WITH SHIT... BUT I THOUGHT IT WAS WORTH POSTING... THE RETURN OF THE NUMA NUMA GUY... LMAO... HE'S BACK!

"I'LL HAVE A SHOT OF PATRON... HE'LL HAVE THE VAGINA"

OK... THAT SUBJECT LINE HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH THIS POST. WELL, MAYBE A LITTLE ACTUALLY. BUT WE'LL SAVE THAT FOR ANOTHER DAY...

THIS PAST WEEKEND I WAS IN WEST PALM BEACH PLAYING A GUEST SET AT RUMBASS NIGHT CLUB... LIL JAY USED TO SPIN THIS CLUB (IN THE LATIN ROOM OF COURSE) BACK IN THE DAY SO HE HOOKED THIS UP... BIG SHOUT OUTS TO THE LUNCH... NOW I DON'T KNOW IF ITS THE COINCIDENCE THAT LIL JAY IS A BIG BOY TOO, BUT THIS CLUB HAD THE HIGHEST DENSITY OF BIG GIRLS I'VE EVER SEEN... NOT SAYING THAT IT'S A BAD THING... BIG GIRLS NEED LOVE TOO... IT JUST REALLY MADE IT SEEM LIKE A LOT OF GIRLS IN WEST PALM EAT BURRITOS WITH A SIDE OF LARD FOR BREAKFAST EVERY MORNING LIKE A TRADITION... I'M NOT SAYING ALL THE GIRLS WERE LIKE THIS, BUT "A LOT"... HOWEVER, THERE WERE SOME 15's OUTTA 10's THERE AS WELL SO THAT EVENED IT OUT... OF COURSE THEY WERE ALL HANGING AROUND DJ R1, BUT THAT DIDN'T MATTER. I STILL HAD FUN. THE PEOPLE LIKED WHAT I DID SO THAT'S ALL THAT MATTERED... BIG SHOUT OUTS TO DJ R-1 FOR TAKING CARE OF AN ASIAN.

I HEARD THAT FUEGO OPENED LATE THIS PAST SATURDAY BACK HOME IN TAMPA... THANKS TO ALL THOSE WHO MADE IT OUT... YOU'RE A TROOPER IN MY EYES. I COULD BE COMPLETELY WRONG, BUT THROUGH THE GRAPEVINE, I HEARD SOMEONE WAS RAN OVER BY A CAR OUT IN FRONT OF THE CLUB BEFORE THE NIGHT EVEN STARTED... THE LIKELINESS OF THAT HAPPENING ARE SLIM TO NONE, BUT APPARENTLY, WE'RE THAT "SLIM" PART... COPS HAD THE WHOLE ROAD CUT OFF TIL ABOUT MIDNIGHT... SO TO EVERYONE THAT WAITED THROUGH THAT TRAFFIC AND MADE IT TO THE CLUB, I SALUTE YOU.

AND ANOTHER THING... I HATE IT WHEN PEOPLE SAY "THOUGH THE GRAPEVINE"... WHERE DID THAT COME FROM? WHO STARTED THAT CRAP? IS THERE REALLY A FUCKING FRUIT PLANT THAT WALKS AROUND SPREADING GOSSIP? THAT WOULD TERRIFYING TO SEE.

AND WHILE I'M ON THIS RANT ABOUT THINGS I HATE... YOU KNOW WHAT ELSE I HATE? BATHROOM ATTENDANTS... THEY MAKE YOU SO UNCOMFORTABLE AT TIMES... LIKE YOU HAVE TO TIP THEM OTHERWISE YOU CAN'T WASH YOUR HANDS OR SOME SHIT... I'M ALL FOR MAKING MONEY AND HUSTLING TO GET IT BUT THERE ARE JUST SOME JOBS THAT ARE SIMPLY UNNEEDED. 

"OH HEY THERE BATHROOM ATTENDANT. YEA, I'M JUST GONNA USE THE URINAL... I CAN FLUSH IT MYSELF, THANKS. I CAN TURN ON THE FAUCET TOO. JUST GONNA WASH MY HANDS! YEP, I'M ALREADY PUMPING THE SOAP. UH, THANKS FOR THE PAPER TOWEL. YOU DIDN'T MISS ANYTHING... HUH? WHAT'S THAT? DO I WANT A MINT? NO I'M GOOD... AND NO I DON'T WANT ANY COLOGNE. LISTEN, I'M JUST GONNA GO BACK OUT THERE AND HOLD MY DRINK UNTIL MY BLADDER BURSTS SO I DON'T HAVE TO DO THIS AGAIN... BUT HERE'S A COUPLE BUCKS ANYWAYS... THANKS. HAVE A GOOD NIGHT."

I VOTE TO RID THE WORLD OF THESE TOILET TROLLS.

SEE EVERYONE AT AJA THIS WEDNESDAY... AND HOPEFULLY AT AUTOMATIC SLIMS IN MIAMI ON THURSDAY FOR WINTER MUSIC CONFERENCE 2009...

OK SO WHO'S PISSED ABOUT THAT AJA "OPEN BAR" MISHAP?

FIRST AND FOREMOST, I WANT TO PERSONALLY THANK EVERYONE WHO CAME OUT TO OUR GRAND OPENING OF AJA WEDNESDAYS LAST NIGHT. THE NIGHT WAS A HUGE SUCCESS EXCEPT FOR A FEW MINOR DETAILS (LIKE SHOWING UP TO THE CLUB AFTER 11 AND REALIZING THE OPEN BAR WAS CLOSED)... OK SO THEY WEREN'T REALLY MINOR, BUT AT LEAST THEY WERE COMPLETELY OUT OF OUR CONTROL... AND IF YOU HAVE NO IDEA WHAT THE FUCK I'M TALKING ABOUT JUST IGNORE EVERYTHING I'M SAYING. I'M THE ONLY STUPID ASIAN BOY ON PLANET EARTH. SUE ME.

BUT IF YOU DO KNOW, THEN HERE'S WHAT WENT DOWN...

ORIGINALLY IN OUR PLANNING FOR THE NIGHT, WE HAD AGREED TO DO THE OPEN BAR UNTIL 1AM AND HAVE IT START AT 10... THEN THROUGH A SERIES OF MEETINGS BETWEEN US, BAR MANAGERS, MARKETING DIRECTORS, AND CLUB OWNERS SOMEWHERE ALONG THE LINES IT WAS CHANGED TO A 2HR SLOT OF FREE DRINKS... THEN FURTHER ON DOWN THE ROAD IT GOT PUSHED TO 9PM TO 11PM... SO IF YOU'RE PISSED ABOUT THE MISHAP, I DON'T BLAME YOU... IT WAS JUST A SIMPLE MISCOMMUNICATION BETWEEN THE CLUB AND OURSELVES. IF IT'S ONE THING I HATE, IT'S PEOPLE WHO SAY ONE THING AND WHEN YOU GET THERE, THEY DO ANOTHER... SO... "OUR BAD"... LOL

BUT DON'T THINK WE WEREN'T GOING TO MAKE IT UP TO YOU...

THIS COMING WEDNESDAY (3.25.09)...

WE WILL BE HAVING ANOTHER OPEN BAR FOR THE LADIES UNTIL 11PM!

FOR REAL THIS TIME... LOL. DRINKS ARE ON US... AND IF YOU PLAN ON GETTING THERE AFTER 11 OR HAVE A COCKSICKLE, THAN JUST HIT ME OR ANY OF OUR PROMOTERS UP FOR A DRINK AND THEY WILL GET IT FOR YOU OFF OUR TAB. OUR GOAL IS TO KEEP EVERYONE HAPPY, SO DRINKS ARE ON US THIS COMING WEDNESDAY...

BUT ONTO A MORE BRIGHTER SIDE OF THINGS, THE NIGHT WAS PROBABLY ONE OF THE BETTER PARTIES THAT TAMPA NEEDED. IT WAS EVERYTHING I EXPECTED AND MORE... THE VIBE WAS GREAT, THE MUSIC WAS GREAT, AND THE PEOPLE WERE BEAUTIFUL... NEXT WEDNESDAY WE NOT ONLY WILL BE SHELLING OUT ANOTHER OPEN BAR FOR THE LADIES, BUT WE WILL BE SPICING THINGS UP SOUND WISE BY BRINGING IN SPECIAL GUESTS DJ FUENTES AS WELL AS DJ MAU UPSTAIRS... YES... UPSTAIRS. WE THOUGHT IT WOULD BE A GOOD IDEA TO PUT A DIFFERENT SOUND UP THERE... 

BY THE WAY, SPEAKING OF MAU, I LOVE HIM TO DEATH, BUT HOMEBOY LOOKS LIKE HE CAME STRAIGHT OUT OF A NIGHTMARE BEFORE CHRISTMAS FLICK... IF I SAW HIM AT THE END OF A DARK HALLWAY, I MIGHT COULD POSSIBLY SHIT MY PANTS.

SPEAKING OF GUEST DJ'S, BIG SHOUT OUTS TO DJ TRIX WHO HELD THINGS DOWN ON THE PATIO LAST SATURDAY AT FUEGO... SKINNY WHITE BOYS CAN DJ TOO. DON'T DISCRIMINATE... LOL... AND SPEAKING OF SKINNY WHITE BOYS (WHO WOULD'VE EVER THOUGHT I WOULD EVER SAY THAT PHRASE IN MY LIFETIME...?) WE WILL BE HAVING ANOTHER GUEST DJ THIS SATURDAY AT FUEGO... HE GOES BY THE NAME OF MR. DJ KNEX... THOSE OF YOU DIE HARD DYNASTY FANS WILL BE PLEASED TO KNOW HE WAS THE RESIDENT DJ WE FIRST USED FOR A NIGHT WE THREW AT COQUINA BLUE BACK IN THE DAY CALLED "THROWBACK THURSDAYS" (WHICH WAS FUN WHILE IT LASTED, BUT LET'S FACE IT... I WON'T BULLSHIT... IT FAILED MISERABLY... I KNOW)

AND JUST INCASE YOU WERE WONDERING WHERE I'LL BE... I'LL BE IN WEST PALM BEACH... ANYONE SMELL A QUICK ROADTRIP?

ALSO, SPEAKING OF GUEST SPOTS... NEXT THURSDAY, I'LL BE PLAYING AT AUTOMATIC SLIMS IN MIAMI BEACH FOR WINTER MUSIC CONFERENCE 2009... THE EVENT SHOULD BE PACKED OUT SO HOPEFULLY I'LL SEE SOME FAMILIAR FACES... IF YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT WINTER MUSIC CONFERENCE IS, THEN DO EVERYONE A FAVOR AND SHOOT YOURSELF IN THE FACE RIGHT NOW... OR CLICK HERE. A HANDFUL OF DJ'S FROM CROOKLYN CLAN AND CRACK4DJS ARE ON THE LINEUP SO I'M JUST HAPPY I WAS INVITED TO PLAY... HOLLA AT YOUR BEEZY... I'M REPRESENTING T-TOWN AT CONFERENCE THIS YEAR... I THINK THE ONLY OTHER DJ's FROM TAMPA WHO'S SCHEDULED TO PLAY DOWN THERE IS PEDRO M (BIG SHOUT OUTS TO HIM TOO) AND JASK... BUT THEY'LL BE SPINNING HOUSE AND I'LL BE DOING MY HIP HOP/MASHUP SHIZZ...

OK THAT'S ALL FOR NOW FOLKS... I'VE WROTE TOO MUCH AND JUST LOOKED AT THE CLOCK. I'M LATE FOR MY THURSDAY NIGHT... SEE EVERYONE SOON... HOLLER AT UR BEEZY BITCHES I'M OUT.

AND REMEMBER, SEE ME AT THE BAR NEXT WEDNESDAY... DRINKS ON ME!

GRAND OPENING OF NEW WEDNESDAY NIGHTS AT AJA TONIGHT...

HAPPY ST. PATTY'S DAY...

TODAY IS A GLORIOUS DAY. IT'S AN EXCUSE FOR THE REST OF US TO LET OUT OUR INNER WHITENESS. HAPPY ST. PATRICK'S DAY! I THINK I LOVE THE FACT THAT THE IRISH PEOPLE HAVE AN ENTIRE DAY DEDICATED TO THE ART OF BINGE DRINKING... LMAO. OK... WELL I DOUBT THE DAY'S ORIGINAL MEANING HAS ANYTHING TO DO WITH THAT... BUT WHATEVER, IT'S WHAT MATTERS THESE DAYS THAT COUNTS ANYWAYS RIGHT? I THINK I WOULDN'T MIND BEING IRISH. THEY HAVE THE COOLEST ACCENT AND THEIR MASCOT IS PRACTICALLY A FUCKING MIDGET THAT PLAYS TRICKS ON PEOPLE ALL DAY AND EATS LUCKY CHARMS AND BURIES GOLD IN POTS AT THE END OF RAINBOWS. IT'S FUCKING FANTASTIC... LOL

SO I'M WRITING THIS FROM THE DJ BOOTH INSIDE THE PALMS IN NEW TAMPA... I'M PLAYING AN EXTENDED 10 HOUR SET TONIGHT FROM 5PM TO 3AM... DON'T BLAME ME IF IM SLOPPY BY LIKE 7PM AND EVERY MIX AFTERWARDS IS A TRAIN WRECK... 

BUT IN CELEBRATION OF EVERYTHING DRUNK... I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMUSING...

EVERYONE'S IRISH TODAY... GRAB SOME LIQUOR AND DON'T STOP SIPPING TIL YOU'RE SHIRTLESS UPSIDE DOWN ON A TOILET... SEE YOU TOMORROW AT AJA...

FUAKATAAA!!!

WHAT'S UP INTERNERDS... I HAVEN'T UPDATED THIS MUG IN A GOOD MINUTE NOW... BUT FOR GOOD REASONS... IF FOR SOME REASON YOU'VE BEEN LIVING UNDER A ROCK, I'LL LET YOU KNOW WHY WE'VE BEEN SO BUSY OVER HERE IN OUR CAMP...

STARTING MARCH 18TH, DYNASTY IS OFFICIALLY TAKING OVER WEDNESDAY NIGHTS AT AJA... I FIRST GOT A GLIMPSE OF THIS GORGEOUS EXCUSE FOR A CLUB SUPERBOWL WEEKEND WHEN I PLAYED THE DJ JAZZY JEFF AND DJ AM SHOW... THE PLACE IS SIMPLY BREATHTAKING. UNLIKE ANYTHING TAMPA HAS SEEN AND EXACTLY WHAT THIS TOWN NEEDED... SO IN THE SPIRIT OF KEEPING THINGS FUNKY FRESH AND BRINGING YOU THE BEST QUALITY NIGHTLIFE WE CAN OFFER, WE HAVE DECIDED TO START ANOTHER LATIN NIGHT AT THIS PREMIER VENUE... HYDE PARK CAFE RESIDENTS (AND OFFICIAL DYNASTY DJ'S) DJ LIL JAY AND DJ SOLTRIX WILL BE BRINGING THEIR EXPERTISE BEHIND THE DJ SET AND IT'S SURE TO BE A ROCKIN GOOD TIME.

OH, AND OUR GRAND OPENING WILL ALSO BE FEATURING AN OPEN BAR. TIME TO GET SLOPPY AND HAVE AN EXCUSE TO RUB MY GROIN AGAINST SOMEONE.

SPEAKING OF LUNCHBOX AND SOLAR MATRIX (YES, THAT'S SERIOUSLY WHERE HE GOT HIS NAME FROM), THEY HAVE A SHOW ON USF'S RADIO STATION (WBUL 1620 AM) CALLED FUAKATAAA... YEA. I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT THE FUCK THAT MEANS. CRAZY ASS SPANIARDS AND THEIR GIBBERISH... IT'S ON EVERY FRIDAY FROM 12 TO 2PM SO TUNE IN OUR LISTEN ONLINE HERE... OR YOU CAN WATCH THOSE FUNNY MOTHERFUCKERS ON CHANNEL 6 IN THE DORMS IF YOU'RE LIVING ON CAMPUS...

JUST AS AN ADDED SIDE NOTE, I FUCKING LOVE LIL JAY (AKA LUNCHBOX). BUT NOT IN THE HOMO BUTT SEX KIND OF WAY... BUT MORE LIKE A MAN LOVES HIS STUFFED ANIMAL. HE'S FUCKING CUDDLY MAN. NO LIE... TRY IT... GIVE HIM A HUG... BUT NOT LIKE THOSE HALF ASS HUGS... LIKE... REALLY GET INTO IT. YOU'LL SEE WHAT I MEAN.

I SAW HIM EAT A WHOLE CAT ONCE.

THIS VIDEO WAS TAKEN A WHILE BACK (WHEN I HAD SARS FOR A WEEK). THOUGHT IT WOULD BE APPROPRIATE TO POST CONSIDERING THE SUBJECT. JUST LOOK AT HIM. FUNNY BASTARD HE IS.