GREAT BALLS OF FIRE!

TOP GUN IS AND FOREVER WILL BE MY FAVORITE MOVIE OF ALL TIME. MY MOM BOUGHT ME THIS PRETTY RAD AIRFORCE JACKET WHEN I WAS A KID AND I'M PRETTY SURE I DIDN'T TAKE IT OFF TIL I WAS ABOUT 14. I THOUGHT I WAS SO FRACKIN COOL WITH THAT THING ON. I USED TO RUN AROUND THE PLAYGROUND WITH MY ARMS STRETCHED OUT LIKE I WAS A PLANE WITH THIS RIDICULOUS FACE I WOULD PUT ON THAT I THOUGHT MADE ME LOOK COOL (BUT REALLY ENDED UP MAKING ME LOOK LIKE I WAS SOME SORT OF RETARDED PTERODACTYL)... YEA I WAS ONE OF THE COOL KIDS YOU COULD SAY.

ONE TIME I TRIED TO WIN OVER THIS CHICK I MET IN A BAR WITH THE ROUTINE THEY USED IN TOP GUN... LET'S JUST SAY IT DIDN'T WORK... IT LOOKED SO SMOOTH IN THE MOVIE. LOL... BUT NONETHELESS, IN REAL LIFE, THE LADIES DON'T RESPOND TOO WELL TO IT... YOU BE THE JUDGE.

AND MY MOHAWK IS CROOKED. DON'T HATE.

AND YES... THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT LIL JAY AND I DO ALL DAY BEFORE THE CLUBS.