TONIGHT... FOR A LITTLE CHANGE OF PACE... IF YOU WANNA CHECK OUT SOME GOOD LIVE MUSIC, COME SEE ME AT MY REGULAR THURSDAY NIGHT RESIDENCY AT THE PALMS LOUNGE IN NEW TAMPA... SOUTHSIDE SERENADE AND GERI X WILL BE IN THE BUILDING JAMMIN OUT AND I TAKE OVER BEHIND THE TURNTABLES AFTER 12... IT'S A GOOD TIME... 18+ WELCOME TONIGHT... NO DRESS CODE... JUST COME OUT WITH YOUR DRINKING CAP ON. JOLLY GOOD TIMES ARE SURE TO HAPPEN...
TOP GUN IS AND FOREVER WILL BE MY FAVORITE MOVIE OF ALL TIME. MY MOM BOUGHT ME THIS PRETTY RAD AIRFORCE JACKET WHEN I WAS A KID AND I'M PRETTY SURE I DIDN'T TAKE IT OFF TIL I WAS ABOUT 14. I THOUGHT I WAS SO FRACKIN COOL WITH THAT THING ON. I USED TO RUN AROUND THE PLAYGROUND WITH MY ARMS STRETCHED OUT LIKE I WAS A PLANE WITH THIS RIDICULOUS FACE I WOULD PUT ON THAT I THOUGHT MADE ME LOOK COOL (BUT REALLY ENDED UP MAKING ME LOOK LIKE I WAS SOME SORT OF RETARDED PTERODACTYL)... YEA I WAS ONE OF THE COOL KIDS YOU COULD SAY.
ONE TIME I TRIED TO WIN OVER THIS CHICK I MET IN A BAR WITH THE ROUTINE THEY USED IN TOP GUN... LET'S JUST SAY IT DIDN'T WORK... IT LOOKED SO SMOOTH IN THE MOVIE. LOL... BUT NONETHELESS, IN REAL LIFE, THE LADIES DON'T RESPOND TOO WELL TO IT... YOU BE THE JUDGE.
AND MY MOHAWK IS CROOKED. DON'T HATE.
AND YES... THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT LIL JAY AND I DO ALL DAY BEFORE THE CLUBS.
HELLO INTERNET. IT'S ME AGAIN... A LOT OF YOU HAVE BEEN REQUESTING AND ASKING ME WHY WE NEVER POST PICS FROM THE KENNEDY ON FRIDAY NIGHTS WITH MYSELF AND DJ BLAZE (AND FOR THE REST OF YOU TURDS WHO THINK OUR WEBSITE IS JUST "BROKEN OR SOMETHING")... AND I THOUGHT THAT YOU WERE IN NEED OF AN ANSWER. SO HERE IT IS... PREPARE YOURSELF...
THE CLUB SAYS "THEY'RE NOT READY"
WTF. MATE.
THEY SAID THEY DON'T LIKE THE WAY SOME OF OUR PICTURES PORTRAY THE PEOPLE OR SOME BULL-CACA-STEIN. IN MY OPINION, IF THERE'S A PICTURE ON THE INTERNET OF PEOPLE DOING SOME STUPID SHIT AT THE CLUB. THAT'S NOT A REFLECTION OF THE CLUB ITSELF OR US DIRECTLY, MORE SO THE ASSBAG IN THE PHOTO. IT'S NOT LIKE IT'S "OH HERE'S THIS DOUCHE AT THE KENNEDY... GUESS I'M NOT GOING TO THAT CLUB ANYMORE"... IT'S MORE LIKE "LOOK AT THIS FUCKING DICKLEAF... HE'S SHMAYSTED. HAHAHAHA"... ONCE AGAIN, NOT A REFLECTION OF THE CLUB ITSELF. IT MAKES NO SENSE TO ME, BUT THEN AGAIN, NEITHER DOES ALOT OF SHIT THAT GOES ON THERE.
WELL WHAT THE FUCK EVER. IT'S BESIDES THE POINT. IF YOU'VE BEEN FORTUNATE ENOUGH TO HOP YOUR WAY OUT THERE ON FRIDAYS, YOU KNOW IT'S ONE INCREDIBLE PARTY. THE CROWD IS GREAT AND THE AMBIANCE IS NOTHING LIKE THAT OF TAMPA. THOSE OF YOU WHO ARE USED TO HEARING ME PLAY STRICTLY HIP HOP AT FUEGO, WILL BE PLEASED (HOPEFULLY) TO FIND ME SPINNING MORE OF AN OPEN FORMAT SET AT THE KENNEDY FRIDAYS. EVERYTHING FROM HIP HOP TO ROCK TO HOUSE TO POLKA AND BACK. OK NO POLKA... BUT THEN AGAIN, TEQUILA IS A HELL OF A DRUG. SO WITH THAT BEING SAID...
THEY NEVER SAID WE COULDN'T TAKE VIDEO.
EAT MY BALLS AND CALL ME SALLY.
BUT BEFORE I GET TO THAT. HERE'S A LIL SOMETHING I THOUGHT I'D SHARE FROM MY SET AT ANTIGUA IN ORLANDO THIS PAST THURSDAY. SORRY THE CLIP IS SHORT BUT MY ASSMUNCH OF A FRIEND CHECO IS SUPER HISPANIC AND DOESN'T UNDERSTAND THE CONCEPT OF SONY (LIKE US ASIANS DO AT LEAST). THANKS TO THOSE WHO MADE THE TRIP OUT WITH ME. IT WAS TONS 'O FUN.
AND NOW... ME LIVE AT THE KENNEDY (TAMPA, FL) FRIDAY, FEB. 20, 2009
FOR THOSE OF YOU WHO KEEP UP WITH US, YOU KNEW WE HAD A SPECIAL GUEST DJ DOCTA DAWE IN THAT NIGHT (THE FIRST OF MANY I HOPE). HE PLAYED A KILLER SET AND HAD ME PUMPING MY FIST LIKE I WAS IN A GAY PORN ALL NIGHT.
HOPEFULLY I DON'T GET FIRED FOR THIS. HOLLER AT UR BEEZY BITCHES.
I'VE NEVER BEEN TOO BIG OF A FAN OF RIHANNA... BUT... WOW. FUCK CHRIS BROWN FOR REAL... I'M OFFICIALLY BOYCOTTING HIM UNTIL I HAVE A REASON NOT TO... SO SORRY IF UR A BIG CHRIS BREEZY FAN, BUT YOU WON'T BE HEARING HIS SONGS IN MY SETS UNTIL SOMETHING HAPPENS ABOUT THIS... SOMEONE JUST NEEDS TO BEAT THAT KID'S ASS FOR REAL.
HOPE EVERYONE HAD A GREAT VALENTINE'S DAY... RED LIGHT GREEN LIGHT AT FUEGO WAS OFF THE CHIZZY FOR RIZZY EVEN THOUGH I PLAYED WORSE THAN A DEAF GIRL WITH NO ARMS COULD'VE. I HAD LIKE TWO HOURS OF SLEEP, SUE ME. THANKFULLY LUNCHBOX WAS THERE TO SAVE THE DAY INSIDE. HOPEFULLY, YOU, MY DEAR READER, HAD A BLAST... BUT FOR THOSE OF YOU WHO WENT OUT HOPING TO SEE THAT SPECIAL GIRL OR GUY ONLY TO SHOW UP AND FIND OUT THEY WERE WEARING RED... OR YELLOW (FOR THE SLUTS) THAN I HAVE A LIL SOMETHING THAT MIGHT CHEER YOU UP... WELL IT PROBABLY WON'T. IT'LL PROBABLY MAKE YOU JUST REALIZE HOW EASILY AMUSED I AM.
SO... WITH THAT SAID, SOMETIMES WHEN I'M FEELING A LIL DOWN, I MAKE MY WAY INTO CYBERSPACE AND GO TO A LITTLE WEBSITE CALLED GOOGLE. I CLICK "IMAGES" AND THEN I TYPE IN "FUNNY CATS"... THIS IS WHAT POPS UP. AND FOR SOME REASON OR ANOTHER, IT ALWAYS MAKES ME GIGGLE LIKE A LITTLE SCHOOL GIRL. ... NAH? YOU DIDN'T THINK THAT WAS FUNNY? I DON'T BLAME YOU. IT'S KINDA DUMB HONESTLY. BUT OH WELL... I'M SICK... AND ON SOME SERIOUS MEDS RIGHT NOW SO ANYTHING IS FUNNY TO ME... I BOUGHT MADAGASCAR 2 ON DVD THE OTHER DAY (DON'T JUDGE ME.) AND COULDN'T STOP LAUGHING AT THIS...
BUT ANYWAYS... HERE ARE SOME UPCOMING EVENTS FOR THIS WEEK...
THIS THURSDAY, IF YOU'RE NOT AT HYDE PARK CAFE, AND FEEL LIKE DRIVING (WOW I SET THAT UP KINDA BAD DIDN'T I?)... MAKE THE ROAD TRIP WITH SOME OF US AS WE HEAD TO ORLANDO TO ANTIGUA. I'M PLAYING A SPECIAL GUEST SET OVER THERE... AND NO IT'S NOT HIP HOP... THE NIGHT'S GONNA BE FILLED WITH ELECTRO, BMORE, INDIE, TIGHT PANT ANTHEMS, AND MUSICAL CHAOS. SHOULD BE A ROCKIN GOOD TIME EH?
BIG SHOUT OUTS TO ORANGE COUNTY CONCEPTS BY THE WAY. THEY'RE PRETTY MUCH RUNNING SHIT OVER THERE IN O-TOWN... THOSE OF YOU DIE HARD DYNASTY HEADS WILL REMEMBER WHEN WE HAD DYNASTY ORLANDO GOING ON FOR A LIL... OVER AT A LIL HOLE IN THE WALL CALLED "POUNDERS"... SOUNDS LIKE A GAY CLUB DOESN'T IT? WELL THEN WE QUICKLY REALIZED THAT WE WERE LAZY AND MOVING TO A NEW CITY ISN'T AS EASY AS IT WAS PICTURED IN OUR HEADS.
THEN ON FRIDAY (THE NEXT DAY) CATCH US BACK IN TAMPA WHERE WE'LL BE BRINGING BACK ONE OF THE DJ'S FROM ANTIGUA TO SPIN AT THE KENNEDY... MR. DOCTA DAWE WILL BE GRACING US WITH SOME COOLIO TURNTABLE MADNESS ALONGSIDE MYSELF AND MR. BLAZE.
AS A DJ, I GET A LOT OF MUSIC SENT MY WAY FROM LOCAL ARTISTS TRYING TO MAKE IT UP IN THE GAME... AND HERE'S MY THEORY ON THAT. AS A DJ, IT IS MY RESPONSIBILITY TO INTRODUCE PEOPLE TO NEW MUSIC... COME FROM STAIGHT OUTTA LEFT FIELD WITH SOMETHING SO FRESH YOU'VE NEVER HEARD THAT WILL MAKE YOU COME UP TO ME AND SAY "YO THAT WAS HOT! WHO SINGS THAT?!" SO IN REGARDS TO LOCAL ARTISTS, HERE IS HOW I BREAK THAT DOWN.
- DON'T COME UP TO ME WITH A DEMO THAT LOOKS LIKE IT WAS BURNED ON A FISHER PRICE CD RECORDED ABOUT 5 MINUTES BEFORE YOU SHOW UP TO THE CLUB... COME PROFESSIONAL AND I WILL TREAT IT PROFESSIONAL. THAT WOULD BE LIKE ME SPINNING A PARTY WITH ONLY TWO BOOMBOXES AND EXPECTING THE CLUB TO PAY ME.
- DON'T EXPECT ME TO PLAY IT THAT NIGHT EITHER. I'VE NEVER HEARD THIS TRACK AND I'VE NEVER MET YOU. I'M NOT GONNA PUT THE ENERGY OF THE DANCEFLOOR INTO THE HANDS OF A COMPLETE STRANGER. DEAL WITH IT. NO HARD FEELINGS, BUT I JUST SIMPLY CAN'T TRUST YOUR OPINION OF YOUR OWN SONG ENOUGH FOR ME TO PLAY IT RIGHT THEN AND THERE.
- ALSO, DON'T ASK ME TO LISTEN TO IT THERE AND GIVE IT A SPIN IF I LIKE IT. NO I WONT. THIS IS MY JOB. I'M NOT GONNA PUT EVERYTHING ON HOLD FOR YOU. SORRY... JUST DOESN'T WORK LIKE THAT.
- I WILL TAKE THE CD HOME. I WILL LISTEN TO IT. BUT... IF THE TRACK IS GARBAGE THEN DON'T EXPECT ME TO GIVE IT A SPIN. I RECOGNIZE REAL TALENT AND WILL GIVE REAL TALENT THEIR TIME TO SHINE SO DON'T COME MY WAY WITH ANY CRAP MUSIC.
I AM ALL FOR SUPPORTING THE LOCAL TALENT AROUND... BUT JUST AS I DO WITH MAJOR ARTISTS, IF THE SONG IS WEAK, DON'T EXPECT ME TO SUGAR COAT IT... I'LL LET YOU KNOW WHY I'M NOT SPINNING YOUR TRACK. LOL. AND WITH REGARDS TO THAT BEING SAID, I'VE BEEN REALLY FEELING THIS TRACK FROM ELISEO (OF TREAL)... MORE SO THE BEAT THAN THE ACTUAL RAP... LOVIN' THE SAMPLE USED (ADELE'S HOMETOWN GLORY)... STRAIGHT OUTTA ORANGE COUNTY, ORLANDO, RIGHT DOWN THE ROAD... MY HOMETOWN...
THIS IS FUCKING CLASSIC. LITTLE DO YOU KNOW, THIS KID IS ACTUALLY IMPERSONATING MARTIN ON A SUNDAY NIGHT. NEXT TIME YOU GET HIGH, JUST REMEMBER, THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT YOU SOUND LIKE. IT REMINDS ME OF THAT ONE TIME WHERE I SNORTED A POUND OF PURE DEVIL DANDRUFF AND OVER DOSED ON PCP THEN CONTINUED ON AND RODE A GIRAFFE BACKWARDS THROUGH A SWAMP.
